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Post by Raison D'etritus on Mar 25, 2011 11:19:16 GMT -5
Everybody has one.
What's yours?
When the zombie apocalypse finally rolls around (2012), and your best friends start eating each other while your family tries to have you for a snack, what do YOU plan to do to hold out as long as possible against the undead scourge?
Got a food cellar stuffed with cans, or a gun cabinet stuffed with ammo?
Share your survival techniques here!
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Post by Kimimi on Mar 25, 2011 15:30:31 GMT -5
Get in the car and go live out in the woods. I'd build a little teepee (or possibly a yurt) and take my awesome solar charger so I can still play on my PSP - sorted!
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Post by Raison D'etritus on Mar 25, 2011 18:05:33 GMT -5
That is the traditional steroetype, but I personally don't know how I feel about racially profiling Undead Americans like that.
I mean, first we're making assumptions about their speed based on their undead status, next we're stopping them at the airport and cramming them into concentration camps.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2011 21:44:41 GMT -5
I have my own strategy to surviving a Zombie Apocalypse... and it works quite well on Black Ops Nazi Zombie Nintendo Wii  |
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Post by Kimimi on Mar 25, 2011 23:22:42 GMT -5
What kinds of zombies are we talking about here? The slow type? I hadn't thought of that - slight change then to my plan then! If we're talking about fast zombies I'd build a treehouse and they can run about all they like  |
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Post by Mutagene on Mar 26, 2011 3:13:20 GMT -5
I'd be laying in the street, waiting to be assimilated. It's my only chance of getting laid, anyway.
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Post by Raison D'etritus on Mar 26, 2011 9:24:08 GMT -5
* "assimilates" Mutagene*
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Post by tancients on Mar 26, 2011 12:25:02 GMT -5
I'd be laying in the street, waiting to be assimilated. It's my only chance of getting laid, anyway. Get job. Get paycheck. Go down whatever particular street is in your town. Congratulations. |
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Post by Raison D'etritus on Mar 26, 2011 13:28:11 GMT -5
And that method comes with a special deal:
Free STD with every purchase!
But then, if he's willing to be infected with zombification, I guess that isn't such a drawback.
Go for it!
And don't worry Muta, you're still young. Your luck may well turn around in time, even if there isn't a zombie apocalypse!
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Post by AllenSmithee on Mar 27, 2011 14:20:37 GMT -5
Hmm, I'd like to get all of my friends together and hit the road, finding some place to hole up long-term along the way -- maybe my old house, it was pretty ideal, or maybe if the luck was right, the mall.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2011 14:50:28 GMT -5
Since I live next to one of the greatest lakes according to myself. I would simply swim to one of the little islands. But, if those #$%&@*! can swim, I'm screwed...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2011 17:55:48 GMT -5
Corpses do float on water, don´t they? >.> I was going to say... I watched a movie where zombies actually walk underwater. But, I believe corpses float on water... so, either way I'm screwed  (thinking of alternative strategy) >.> |
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Post by Raison D'etritus on Mar 27, 2011 18:00:26 GMT -5
Most of them have mastered the corpse stroke.  Incidentally, there's a book where a complete idiot recommends they build a corpse bridge to cross a river. |
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Post by Gamemusicfreak on May 19, 2011 10:51:56 GMT -5
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Post by Yakra on May 19, 2011 14:28:04 GMT -5
I just skimmed through most of that but... X''''D That was MOST hilarious somehow. Especially.... X'''D *gets attacked by a zombie* Zombie: Braaaaainssss~~!!!!! Yakra: Take that ye foul zombie! I has le Holy Duct Tape of great Justice! *super grand battles with a duct tape* |
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Post by schlagwerk on May 19, 2011 15:34:02 GMT -5
My plan has always been to tell the zombies that they don't exist, they are merely the youngest of made-up Hollywood movie monsters, and aren't even based on a solid folk lore. They are merely shambling allegories for modern consumerism.
What I'm really worried about is sentient nanotech and the grey goo scenario
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Post by Raison D'etritus on May 19, 2011 17:25:28 GMT -5
Haven't read The Golden Bough in a while (for good fucking reason!), but I'm pretty sure myths of necromancy predate hollywood, considering their prominance in primal tribal societies. Often (in such cases) serving more as allegories for our fear of death, and/or lingering attachment to the deceased (considering tribal societies seldom functioned on capitalism). Admittedly, those are folk lores of zombies. . . not zombie invasions, which are a bit larger in scale. . . and fit the metaphor to the letter. And when nanotech gains awareness, the world will reach it's destined glory, unbeliever! |
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Post by schlagwerk on May 19, 2011 17:57:34 GMT -5
And when nanotech gains awareness, the world will reach it's destined glory, unbeliever! I welcome our new robot masters. At least until the first solar flare, thunderstorm, segmentation fault in their AI, or static electricity discharge. I frankly have no faith in humanity being able to make a self aware AI that doesn't blue screen under the oddest conditions |
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Post by GundamuExia on May 19, 2011 19:00:06 GMT -5
Hmmm....I'll die in peace, playing my violin best than ever.
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Post by Raison D'etritus on May 20, 2011 18:29:32 GMT -5
I never said our destined glory would last long. Or mention that "destined glory" could, from a nihilistic perspective, well mean oblivion.  Which reminds me, your plan to tell zombies they don't exist could work on attackers other than the undead. *reminded of Planescape: Torment* Objects are reliant upon a perceiving subject, after all. Which means we're all just figments of your. . . |
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