I poked my eye and it hurts!!

[Arjak]

The answer is #1.

[Tobalaz]

Had a water pipe break open on me once while arc welding, zapped me good since I had an arc going at the time.
I broke my left arm bowling. The lanes had been freshly waxed, and you know it's impossible to get traction in those shoes... Anyways, slid into a gutter, fell backwards and landed on my arm.
As for my brother's list of accidents...
He rode around plastered on a 4 wheeler all weekend, the first time he got on it sober he rolled it and shattered his femur and got a severe contusion. He was out for 3 days.
Another time he broke his hand in his sleep.
And to top it off, he broke his neck getting out of bed. It was a Thanksgiving morning when I heard the scream, the blanket was wrapped around his leg so when he went to get out of bed he slipped, falling backwards so his neck hit the bedpost, which nocked him out. When he tried to get up later before dinner at grandma's house, he couldn't move and we spent Thanksgiving in the emergancy room. Yes he recovered, it was a minor fracter and he was walking again within a month.
My dad...
Cut himself on a spoon. I've got no clue why and I was there. I just remember seeing the spoon cut his thumb wide open and having to administer first aid (knowing first aid is REQUIRED in this family).
I've been around for 29 years now and all I can say is, true stuff is the funniest, you CAN'T make up stuff like this.