Wish Corrupter

[FM-77AV]

This is a simple game. Basically you make a wish and someone else corrupts it. Like:


"I wish I had a million dollars."


Response:


"Granted, you now have a million dollars, but they're stolen and you're wanted worldwide."

[Brocksketchum]

I wish I have the ability to grant wishes to anyone.

[Gamemusicfreak]

Your wish is granted, except now your every move is being watched by the government.

[FM-77AV]

I wish I was in the government so I could watch peoples' every move.

[Arjak]

Granted. You have to watch people go to the bathroom and play with themselves.

I wish I had a Turbo Duo.

[Jest]

Granted, but it belongs to Chuck Norris (who happens to be an avid Ys fan). He wants it back so he roundhouse kicks you into the sun.

I wish I understand Japanese.

[FM-77AV]

Granted, you now understand Japanese. But you don't understand anything else, not even how your legs work.

I wish I had a cat (that took care of itself)

[Arjak]

Granted. It kicks you out of the house for doing nothing but play Ys.

I wish I could live in a video game.

[FM-77AV]

Granted. You now live in Pong. You are the ball. Each time you get hit by one of the players, it really hurts. You're stuck there forever.

I wish I had a flaming bag of crap on my doorstep..... Or do I?

[motoh]

Granted. Unfortunately, it was a rather large bag, and the resulting inferno has decimated the entire neighborhood.

I wish I could be home.

[DoubleD64]

Granted. However, you find that all of your game systems, even your beloved TG16, have been stolen, along with all of your Ys games.

I wish I had a smart, cute, funny girlfriend with a good personality that wouldn't cheat on me.

[FM-77AV]

Granted. But the world is destroyed almost immediately and you will fly around in space ... all alone. Unable to move. Blind. In searing pain. For all eternity.

I wish I had enough money to buy a DS Lite.

[DoubleD64]

Granted, but the odds of Ys strategy being released in english are bad!

I wish I had a better PC!

[Falcom Director of Fanservice]

Granted! Unfortuntely, it's is actually a character in an outdated White Wolf System.

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone complained about a government figure.

[motoh]

Granted. Unfortunately, said government figure taxes those dollars away, leaving you with no recourse but to complain, which will lead to further taxes.

I wish I had a shot of rum.

[Falcom Director of Fanservice]

Granted! It's 15 mm and aimed for your heart.

I wish my wishes weren't corrupted.

[motoh]

Granted. Your wishes are granted after going through packet validation.

(too geek?)

I wish I had enough experience to gain a level.

[DoubleD64]

Granted. But you don't have any items to keep yourself alive.

I wish I learned how to perform alchemy.

[Falcom Director of Fanservice]

Granted! Yet having the summation of alchemical knowledge will not make it work.

I wish that my Grandpas were still alive and healthy.

[FM-77AV]

Granted. They are now alive and healthy.. But since they're alive again, they ARE zombies. Gruesome ones, at that.

I wish I got a new cd with awesome music. REALLY awesome music.