The Falcom Want Ads

[Arjak]

This is just a weird random thought that popped into my head one day. If the world of Falcom had a newspaper, what would the want ads look like? Here's an example:

HERO - The land of Dragon Slayer is in need of a hero to save the land from King Dragon. No experience required!
Must be Tough as Nails, incredibly bad-ass, and able to deal with near-impossible odds. Inquire at the little house in the blue dungeon for instructions.

Here's another:

Unsure where you're headed in life?

Need to plan ahead?

Wondering how the crops will turn out?

All your answers are available to you at Psychic Sarah's!
Get worldly advice, find out what you need, or learn about your own destiny. Visit Psychic Sarah's shop in south-west Minea today for all your supernatural needs!

Yeah, this is just a random, crazy idea, but if you come up with ideas for others, please post them here!

[Falcom Director of Fanservice]

Looking for a Great Deal? Got a need for silver antiques on the cheap? Want trustworthy service for great prices? Need to sell something shiny to get you through the hard times?

COME ON DOWN TO PIM'S!!!!

No tradebacks

[FM-77AV]

WANTED

Muttonhead

REWARD

2,000,000 gold

[Cyhirae]

Wanted: Sturdy net or lasso capable of holding down something capable of slaying dragons, ancient monsters, scaling massive towers and surviving getting shot into flying islands.
Please contact Feena, Lilia, Elena or Olha and Isha for details and price discussion.

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Wanted: One self inflating pool ring. Must be capable of surviving: Various Galbalan attacks, falling rubble and preferably activate automatically on contact with water. Must not clash with a white uniform.
Please contact C. Stoddart at Redmont's scenic Valestein Castle for price discussion. Serious contacts only please; offenders will be given to the maids.

Edit: Ah, missed typos are grand. Thanks for catching it, MP83. *Stretches the m around to a proper h shape.*