Member picture thread!!

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The wait is finally over... RaisonD'etritus reveals himself

He lived up to the hype. He is everything I envisioned him to be.

A god among men, a goddess among women. You look like you have the potential to be a ladies man.

[Raison D'etritus]

Aw shucks, you guys are just lookin' to get more of that sexual harassment I'm so good at.

Goddess among women?
I'm not that effeminate...

You look like you have the potential to be a ladies man.

Whaddaya mean "potential"?
I'm an incorrigible flirt! (I tone it down quite a bit online, as I'm sure you can tell )

Raison, with a look like yours, you probably have plenty of women to choose from. Nice pictures.

I've been a celibate hermit for a few years now.
I had my heyday, though, I just gave up after a while.
Finding women is easy; finding attractive women just requires confidence--finding compatible women?
Short of omega-male-ing Tetsuya Takahashi for his wife, there aren't a lot of intelligent, witty, psychologist/philosophers who love anime and video games.
--I call it The Platypus' dilemma.
And I figure waiting for a butterfly to land on my shoulder (and accidentally get squished ) is better than wasting my life hunting for a chupacabra.
No matter how good they taste!

[Ascended Mermaid]

*nods* You're quite charismatic, I'm jealous!

Also, I've deleted my pictures. Maybe someday I'll post some new ones -- when I like what I see.

[Raison D'etritus]

I'm 5'7", if not for the high CHA score, I'd have nothing going for me!
But really, thanks for all the kind words, you guys. You've really made my day.
*Happy Raison*

And whatchu talkin' about, Maggot?
You can't delete yourself! If there's ever been a place for sexy redheads, it's ALoY!!!

[Ascended Mermaid]

Heh, I'm not a redhead. I'm not even sure how you'd distinguish my hair; brownish with blonde highlights? *shrug*

[Raison D'etritus]

Oops. Sorry.
I thought it had a reddish hue. . . but then, I have slight red/green colorblindness, so I guess it's just some hue my eyes don't have the right system locale for.

[Raison D'etritus]

Bah! Who needs barbers? I can do it myself!

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And who needs women? I can do that myself too!

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You actually clicked it?!
Just what were you hoping to see?

you

PERVERT!!!

[Nalacakes]

Nov 27, 2011 15:40:39 GMT -5 Raison D'etritus said:

And who needs women? I can do that myself too!

I thought you were going to go the sexist joke route and post a picture of you sitting down to a delicious meal that you had cooked yourself. :'D

[Raison D'etritus]

I considered one of me in an apron cooking! (I'm an excellent cook!)
don't have an apron though

But hey, great minds think alike!

[tancients]

Totally didn't expect you to be so hot, Raison. And here I thought it was only your mind which was finely honed like a katar. Now to consider the following course of action...

...Too bad you're so short!

[Raison D'etritus]

HEY!
According to Nietzsche the world exists for me, and according to Husserl it exists BECAUSE of me! Ergo, I'm not short; everybody else is just misproportioned to the story's protagonist.
(and short stature makes the average sized parts look big!)
(I refer to my pectorals, of course )

But hey, flattery will get you everywhere with narcissists. Should Karura remain resilient to my charms (and hexes), you can be my next vict target.
(My *EYEBEAMS OF SEDUCTION* aren't compatible with Firefox, but courtship is a battle of attrition; anything can be mounted once you break its spirit!)

How the fuck have I not been banned yet?!

Upload some pics so I know what I'm working on with.

...oh, and "katar"?
As someone who still does kenjutsu kata and iai suburi on occasion, I really prefer to be compared to a katana.
. . . okay. . . wakizashi.

[Nalacakes]

If it makes you feel any better, I'm way taller than I'd like to be. D:

...wanna trade?

[Raison D'etritus]

How tall are you? A lot of guys love long legged women!

Much as I love the prospect of getting legs in the mail I'm a bit worried about the legality!
And in truth, I don't mind my height too much. (taller than Pacino/ same as Tom Cruise/ hair shorter than Deniro)
I'm a competent enough knife fighter that I have nothing to fear from larger attackers, and I'm charming enough *cough* conceited *cough* that I can "convince" most women to like me! (sounded kinda mobstery?)
And my girlfriend senior year of highschool became a model, so I've got Social Proof Phenomenon on my side, too!
(And obviously, an ego that more than compensates! )
--although. . . that charisma seems to take leave of me on the internet, where I'm reduced to a dialogue box.

Raison scratched his head, considering.
"Perhaps if I were narrated," he mused aloud. "Then my full glory could be conveyed in text."
The idea took root, it's supple branches soon bearing the fruit of a plan.
"Yes!" he exclaimed defiantly. "I shall be narrated!"
His laughter resounded through the thread with such force that the posts rattled, joining in chorus with his mirth.

[Raison D'etritus]

I used to know a guy who was 6'10", we called him Stretch.

As the tallest person I currently know, I pass the mantle onto you; be sure to live up to it. . . Stretch!

[Nalacakes]

Nov 29, 2011 13:17:21 GMT -5 Raison D'etritus said:

How tall are you? A lot of guys love long legged women!

Much as I love the prospect of getting legs in the mail I'm a bit worried about the legality!
And in truth, I don't mind my height too much. (taller than Pacino/ same as Tom Cruise/ hair shorter than Deniro)

Somewhere between 5'9 and 5'10. Not frighteningly tall, but joint tallest out of all my female friends. Like you with Tom Cruise, I just keep telling myself I'm about the same height as the gorgeous Mandy Moore. Though it still sometimes bugs me because most of my friends have the small, super-cute thing going on that I so want and will never be able to pull off. :'D

And yeah, that's not short short. ^^ Besides, we all know it's not height that makes a man. It's the size of his... heart. Thank you, thank you. That will be my one inappropriate joke for this year. ^^ See you again in 2012!

Nov 29, 2011 15:40:20 GMT -5 MP83 said:

Why didn't I think of that? I'm way taller than I'd like to be, as well. It's not uncommon for me to hit on things with my head by accident.



// I'm 197cm / 6'5½", in case anyone was wondering.

I know! The way people complain about their height, you'd think leg swaps weren't commonplace or something. ^_~

Wah! So tall! How tall do Finnish guys tend to be? I know the average height in some Scandinavian countries is quite tall compared to here in Britain. Though 6'5 is pretty big wherever you happen to be. :'D

[Ascended Mermaid]

MP83 is two whole inches taller! I'm 6'3½", and probably about 125 lbs, give or take. I gain some, I lose some, so it's hard to tell. I was 140 lbs at one point, but I dropped pretty quickly.

[tancients]

It seems I missed some questions directed at me, so I'll answer them in the most entertaining form possible. A puzzle!

No.
Ko-wakazashi then.
Maybe.
6' 2"/188cm

[Raison D'etritus]

Sounds like you ladies could be runway models!
Giggity giggity!

And no-wakizashi? I think the problem is you're looking at me in an arsenal full of nodachi! (seriously, are there ANY people on this forum, besides me, under 6' tall? !!!! )
To Italians and Asians, I'm either normal or tall! (can't for the life of me figure out why Ukranian women tend to like me, though They're 80% leg)

In that case... I'm A MAAAAN~!

I can see the bulge from your giant heart from here.
Put that thing away before you embarrass the rest of us!

[Mutagene]

Raison, I'm barely 5'10". If that counts.

I haven't had a good hair day in 6 or 7 months, so uh, I haven't bothered snapping a photo of myself in a while.

[Ghaleon]

Guess its time I posted in here. xD



and here's one just for fun. Ignore the date, its incorrect. The pic was actually taken about 3 weeks ago.