The "and I jizzed in my pants" game

[Ascended Mermaid]

Here's what you do. You look for sentences that already exist in other threads than this one, and you paste them. You end that sentence with "and I jizzed in my pants". Here's some examples:

Dec 21, 2008 20:10:32 GMT -5 Bug said:

I started playing Ys origin again and I jizzed in my pants.

Dec 21, 2008 19:06:17 GMT -5 Wyrdwad said:

I tried ripping video from the disc at one point, and I jizzed in my pants.

-Tom