Post by AllenSmithee on Dec 30, 2008 4:23:04 GMT -5
1. Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?
I don't have an ex bitch! Why you gotta remind me that I'm such a loser?
2. Are you a bitch?
I generally do not apply "bitch" to males, however (and for the sake of this quiz) I will say that I am in some cases.
3. Do you swear often?
Yes, I have quite the foul tongue, although I mostly use curse qwords for comedic effect, or wghen I'm really frustrated.
4. Are you crushing?
CRUSHING YOUR SKULL IN! Naw, in all seriousness I’d say I am.
5. When was the last time you cried?
Recently, when I tried to drink vinegar mixed with hot sauce and got a little in my eyes. Both success and failure woulda hurt, but DAMN did that shit sting…
6. Do you use lyrics to express how you feel?
Hellz yeah. I love lyrics, and quote them often, and even go as far as to write my own songs when I’m in the creative mood. Although those generally don’t have anything to do with how I feel… Hmm…
7. Are you ashamed of your past?
Very.
8. Where does your mom live?
My house.
9. Anyone close to you ever died?
I can’t remember, so probably not.
10. Who's always there for you?
Nobody I can think of.
11.Do you try to be yourself?
A little bit, but never an excruciating effort.
12. What was the last song you downloaded?
I don’t generally download songs, mostly full albums. Illegally. Then I buy them. But the last song… Would be a Coheed and Cambria song, definitely. I think it was The Crowing, although I also recently downloaded Second Stage Turbine Blade, the complete first album.
13. Who was the last person you yelled at?
I don’t yell very often… Probably my younger brother, or sister.
14. What's for dinner?
It is 3 am. How should I know? I do know however that I am making ramen noodles and other stuff soon enough, because hot dang am I a hungry sunnuva fuckwaggle.
15. Do you have a laptop?
Naw, but I don’t really need one. A new PSP though? I’d be all over that like Arnold on California.
16. Are you going on vacation in the summer?
Prolly to my Grandmother‘s or someshit... I don’t really care, although I’d definitely like to go,
17. Do you ride roller coasters?
No. I get scared to shit.
18. When was the last time you saw your number 1 best friend?
I don’t know who that is, although a good friend who lives quite a distance is down at my place for Christmas break.
19.What's your first and last name?
Samuel Bateman… Better than the boring one my parents gave me: SEXUAL BASTARD!
20. Have you ever thought about turning gay?
Only to piss others off.
21. Do you have good memories with old friends?
Meh. Kinda, and probably what people would call very good memories with very good friends. I just can’t value that stuff very well.
22. Have you ever been to Hollywood?
Woahly hell, no! Never been outta Canada! Or even my home province!
23. Are you wearing a necklace?
Naw.
24. What jewelry can you not live without?
Hellz naw.
25. Would you date the person who posted this?
I don’t want to offend anyone so I’ll leave this one N/A
26. Are you happy right now?
Not really. Not happy often, but not really sad. I have my moments.
27. Do you regret anything that you have done?
This was previously asked, and yes. Taking this quiz. It is obviously for girls but I am doing it anyways. Why? I’m fucking bored that is why.
28. What are you doing tonight?
Definitely not sleeping!
Making ramen, playing Persona 3 FES, making sammiches, playing Armored Core 4 Answers, listening to Dream Theater, listening to Iron Maiden, listening to Metallica, listening to Blind Guardian.
29. Do you trust people?
The best I can… I say I do, but I really don’t. Depends on my mood.
30. If you were someone else, would you be friends with you?
No. I’m repulsive.
31. What is something you say when you're mad?
Many things, although I say “fuck” a lot and call people “hooligans” talk about their “shenanigans” and make up words if I need to.
32. What family member do you look like?
I dunno Hanzi Kursch? Well he’s not in my family, but I look like him.
33. What friend will be coming over to your house next?
Shane, for stuff. Planning out SUPER RISK and stuff.
34. Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Yeah. What’s it to you, punk?
35. Who is number 1 on your top friends?
Ryan Gordon, Joshua Bateman (my brother), or something. I don’t really keep track of these things.
36. Why is this person first?
Fuck you. Because they’re awesome? Why else?
37. Do you like messages or comments better?
I don’t really care.
38. Do you still talk to the person you LAST kissed?
Uh… I can’t remember who that was. I mean, there are a number of people whom I’ve kissed in my life and I can’t remember who it was I last kissed? This is odd considering the scanty number of those who fall under this category. I’m gonna go with a… no?
39. Have you ever seen your best friends cry?
Yeah! MANLY TEARS AT GURREN LAGANN AND CLANNAD! And yes, I have.
40. What kind of vitamins did you take as a kid?
Vitamin C!
41. What is the last thing you ate?
Ramen and coffee. Yes, I’m still getting more ramen as that was like 5 hours ago.
42. Did you get any compliments today?
Compliments? I almost forgot what those were!
43. What are you going to do after this?
Ramen.
44. Are most of your friends guys or girls?
Fairly even, although I mostly have TRUE FRIENDS who are guys. Acquaintances-wise though it is even.
45. Are you friends with your neighbors?
Neighbours? Not where I live sucka!
46. What language(s) does your mom speak?
English, and French.
47. Where have you lived throughout your life?
Ottawa…
48. What's the last piercing you got?
A fucking fishhook in my hand goddamn it!
49. When was the last time you drove more than 30 minutes?
Every day since this fucking bus strike began.
50. Do you get distracted easily?
Surprisingly little considering I’m ADHD.
51. Do you have kids?
Nope. Probably won’t ever. Too much responsibility.
52. If so where are they?
Hell.
53. Who is the coolest person ever?
Solid Snake? Can they be fictional!? James LaBrie!? Hansi Kursch?! I dunno! This is too hard damn it!
54. Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
Oh yeah. Or wait… that was never s’posed to leave the basement, was it?!
55. Have you ever tee-peed someone's house?
Naw, that is vandalism kiddies!
56. Have you ever had a crush on your sister's/brother's friend
Yeah, but they were older, so it was more like one of those kiddie ones from when I was a wee little lad.
57. Have you ever gone to a beach?
A couple times.
58. Do you remember your music teachers' names from elementary school?
Ms. Cooke
59. How good is your eyesight?
I don’t give a shit.
60. Do you have any enemies?
Yes. Those fucking birds from Ninja Gaiden. Medusa Heads! Massi Siddiqui!
61. Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
Yes. Only to kill them!
62. What would you say if I told you I was in love with your brother?
I’d be glad for him! If anyone were to love that monster it’d be a surprise!
63. Have you ever been out of the country?
Nope.
64. What's the best wedding you've been to?
My mother’s second wedding.
65. Would your parents be mad if you got suspended for fighting?
Yeah, but it has happened before.
66. Where are your siblings right now?
A sleep.
67. What's the last dream you can remember?
It involved zombies, and Metallica doing the soundtrack. For some reason it was power metal!
68. Who was the last person that called you?
Called me?! Holy cow, I can’t remember.
69. what time did you wake up this morning?
Well, this morning I haven’t woken up since I haven’t slept, but LAST morning I woke up around twelve AM, went to bed around seven PM.
70. What did you do this weekend?
Nothing really…
71. Favorite color to wear?
Black, death pink, blue, stuff. I don’t really care. Gimme jeans and a metal t-shirt and I’m good to go. Not an actual metal t-shirt, a t-shirt for a heavy metal band.
72. When was the last time you were really sick and where was it?
I’m always sick. I had shingles, my arthritis was bugging me, and I was vomiting like Robert Williams sweats just a couple weeks back.
73. Got plans for this weekend?
Nope
75. How many pillows on your bed?
6.
76. Do you want to be pregnant right now?
YEAH! I’d be a real fucking pregnant man, unlike that ex-gal like the “last” one. Naw, not really.
77. Do you wear colored contacts?
Ney.
78. How do you get to school?
Not by bus, because of this fucking strike.
79. What were you doing at 1 AM this morning?
Putting stuff through Google translator into Japanese then back into English and making Engrish!
80. Anything bothering you right now?
I have to take a piss, and I’m doing this quiz.
81. Do you know anyone in the Army?
Kinda.
82. Do you know anyone in the Air Force?
Nope.
83. Do you know anyone in the Navy?
No way Jose Conseco
84. Is there anything silver near you?
Not the substance silver, but yeah, stuff colored silver.
85. Do you have any pets?
A cat named Cat.
86. Where was your avater picture taken/where is it from?
Casablanca
87. Do you like pictures?
Hey, they say a thousand words!
88. What is your favorite beverage?
Coca-Cola, Iced Tea, Lemonade, or something like that… I also like my super submarine sammich drink, but that is a secret recipe.
89. What is your favorite TV show?
Casshern Sins, Veronica Mars, House, Heroes, Clannad, that is what I’m watching lately.
90. What is your favorite type of music?
Heavy metal, video game (although I generally don’t call it like a genre), orchestral, chip tune.
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Just fill in your own answers!
I don't have an ex bitch! Why you gotta remind me that I'm such a loser?
2. Are you a bitch?
I generally do not apply "bitch" to males, however (and for the sake of this quiz) I will say that I am in some cases.
3. Do you swear often?
Yes, I have quite the foul tongue, although I mostly use curse qwords for comedic effect, or wghen I'm really frustrated.
4. Are you crushing?
CRUSHING YOUR SKULL IN! Naw, in all seriousness I’d say I am.
5. When was the last time you cried?
Recently, when I tried to drink vinegar mixed with hot sauce and got a little in my eyes. Both success and failure woulda hurt, but DAMN did that shit sting…
6. Do you use lyrics to express how you feel?
Hellz yeah. I love lyrics, and quote them often, and even go as far as to write my own songs when I’m in the creative mood. Although those generally don’t have anything to do with how I feel… Hmm…
7. Are you ashamed of your past?
Very.
8. Where does your mom live?
My house.
9. Anyone close to you ever died?
I can’t remember, so probably not.
10. Who's always there for you?
Nobody I can think of.
11.Do you try to be yourself?
A little bit, but never an excruciating effort.
12. What was the last song you downloaded?
I don’t generally download songs, mostly full albums. Illegally. Then I buy them. But the last song… Would be a Coheed and Cambria song, definitely. I think it was The Crowing, although I also recently downloaded Second Stage Turbine Blade, the complete first album.
13. Who was the last person you yelled at?
I don’t yell very often… Probably my younger brother, or sister.
14. What's for dinner?
It is 3 am. How should I know? I do know however that I am making ramen noodles and other stuff soon enough, because hot dang am I a hungry sunnuva fuckwaggle.
15. Do you have a laptop?
Naw, but I don’t really need one. A new PSP though? I’d be all over that like Arnold on California.
16. Are you going on vacation in the summer?
Prolly to my Grandmother‘s or someshit... I don’t really care, although I’d definitely like to go,
17. Do you ride roller coasters?
No. I get scared to shit.
18. When was the last time you saw your number 1 best friend?
I don’t know who that is, although a good friend who lives quite a distance is down at my place for Christmas break.
19.What's your first and last name?
Samuel Bateman… Better than the boring one my parents gave me: SEXUAL BASTARD!
20. Have you ever thought about turning gay?
Only to piss others off.
21. Do you have good memories with old friends?
Meh. Kinda, and probably what people would call very good memories with very good friends. I just can’t value that stuff very well.
22. Have you ever been to Hollywood?
Woahly hell, no! Never been outta Canada! Or even my home province!
23. Are you wearing a necklace?
Naw.
24. What jewelry can you not live without?
Hellz naw.
25. Would you date the person who posted this?
I don’t want to offend anyone so I’ll leave this one N/A
26. Are you happy right now?
Not really. Not happy often, but not really sad. I have my moments.
27. Do you regret anything that you have done?
This was previously asked, and yes. Taking this quiz. It is obviously for girls but I am doing it anyways. Why? I’m fucking bored that is why.
28. What are you doing tonight?
Definitely not sleeping!
Making ramen, playing Persona 3 FES, making sammiches, playing Armored Core 4 Answers, listening to Dream Theater, listening to Iron Maiden, listening to Metallica, listening to Blind Guardian.29. Do you trust people?
The best I can… I say I do, but I really don’t. Depends on my mood.
30. If you were someone else, would you be friends with you?
No. I’m repulsive.
31. What is something you say when you're mad?
Many things, although I say “fuck” a lot and call people “hooligans” talk about their “shenanigans” and make up words if I need to.
32. What family member do you look like?
I dunno Hanzi Kursch? Well he’s not in my family, but I look like him.
33. What friend will be coming over to your house next?
Shane, for stuff. Planning out SUPER RISK and stuff.
34. Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Yeah. What’s it to you, punk?
35. Who is number 1 on your top friends?
Ryan Gordon, Joshua Bateman (my brother), or something. I don’t really keep track of these things.
36. Why is this person first?
Fuck you. Because they’re awesome? Why else?
37. Do you like messages or comments better?
I don’t really care.
38. Do you still talk to the person you LAST kissed?
Uh… I can’t remember who that was. I mean, there are a number of people whom I’ve kissed in my life and I can’t remember who it was I last kissed? This is odd considering the scanty number of those who fall under this category. I’m gonna go with a… no?
39. Have you ever seen your best friends cry?
Yeah! MANLY TEARS AT GURREN LAGANN AND CLANNAD! And yes, I have.
40. What kind of vitamins did you take as a kid?
Vitamin C!
41. What is the last thing you ate?
Ramen and coffee. Yes, I’m still getting more ramen as that was like 5 hours ago.
42. Did you get any compliments today?
Compliments? I almost forgot what those were!
43. What are you going to do after this?
Ramen.
44. Are most of your friends guys or girls?
Fairly even, although I mostly have TRUE FRIENDS who are guys. Acquaintances-wise though it is even.
45. Are you friends with your neighbors?
Neighbours? Not where I live sucka!
46. What language(s) does your mom speak?
English, and French.
47. Where have you lived throughout your life?
Ottawa…
48. What's the last piercing you got?
A fucking fishhook in my hand goddamn it!
49. When was the last time you drove more than 30 minutes?
Every day since this fucking bus strike began.
50. Do you get distracted easily?
Surprisingly little considering I’m ADHD.
51. Do you have kids?
Nope. Probably won’t ever. Too much responsibility.
52. If so where are they?
Hell.
53. Who is the coolest person ever?
Solid Snake? Can they be fictional!? James LaBrie!? Hansi Kursch?! I dunno! This is too hard damn it!
54. Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
Oh yeah. Or wait… that was never s’posed to leave the basement, was it?!
55. Have you ever tee-peed someone's house?
Naw, that is vandalism kiddies!
56. Have you ever had a crush on your sister's/brother's friend
Yeah, but they were older, so it was more like one of those kiddie ones from when I was a wee little lad.
57. Have you ever gone to a beach?
A couple times.
58. Do you remember your music teachers' names from elementary school?
Ms. Cooke
59. How good is your eyesight?
I don’t give a shit.
60. Do you have any enemies?
Yes. Those fucking birds from Ninja Gaiden. Medusa Heads! Massi Siddiqui!
61. Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
Yes. Only to kill them!
62. What would you say if I told you I was in love with your brother?
I’d be glad for him! If anyone were to love that monster it’d be a surprise!
63. Have you ever been out of the country?
Nope.
64. What's the best wedding you've been to?
My mother’s second wedding.
65. Would your parents be mad if you got suspended for fighting?
Yeah, but it has happened before.
66. Where are your siblings right now?
A sleep.
67. What's the last dream you can remember?
It involved zombies, and Metallica doing the soundtrack. For some reason it was power metal!
68. Who was the last person that called you?
Called me?! Holy cow, I can’t remember.
69. what time did you wake up this morning?
Well, this morning I haven’t woken up since I haven’t slept, but LAST morning I woke up around twelve AM, went to bed around seven PM.
70. What did you do this weekend?
Nothing really…
71. Favorite color to wear?
Black, death pink, blue, stuff. I don’t really care. Gimme jeans and a metal t-shirt and I’m good to go. Not an actual metal t-shirt, a t-shirt for a heavy metal band.
72. When was the last time you were really sick and where was it?
I’m always sick. I had shingles, my arthritis was bugging me, and I was vomiting like Robert Williams sweats just a couple weeks back.
73. Got plans for this weekend?
Nope
75. How many pillows on your bed?
6.
76. Do you want to be pregnant right now?
YEAH! I’d be a real fucking pregnant man, unlike that ex-gal like the “last” one. Naw, not really.
77. Do you wear colored contacts?
Ney.
78. How do you get to school?
Not by bus, because of this fucking strike.
79. What were you doing at 1 AM this morning?
Putting stuff through Google translator into Japanese then back into English and making Engrish!
80. Anything bothering you right now?
I have to take a piss, and I’m doing this quiz.
81. Do you know anyone in the Army?
Kinda.
82. Do you know anyone in the Air Force?
Nope.
83. Do you know anyone in the Navy?
No way Jose Conseco
84. Is there anything silver near you?
Not the substance silver, but yeah, stuff colored silver.
85. Do you have any pets?
A cat named Cat.
86. Where was your avater picture taken/where is it from?
Casablanca
87. Do you like pictures?
Hey, they say a thousand words!
88. What is your favorite beverage?
Coca-Cola, Iced Tea, Lemonade, or something like that… I also like my super submarine sammich drink, but that is a secret recipe.
89. What is your favorite TV show?
Casshern Sins, Veronica Mars, House, Heroes, Clannad, that is what I’m watching lately.
90. What is your favorite type of music?
Heavy metal, video game (although I generally don’t call it like a genre), orchestral, chip tune.
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Just fill in your own answers!
Besides, I always answer quizzes like this! No exceptions!
