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Post by narugami on Feb 1, 2011 21:17:26 GMT -5
You know how some video games have ridiculously over-the-top titles? I just saw one that takes the cake! 『世界最強銀星将棋 風雲龍虎雷伝』 is a shougi game for PS3. Its title translates to something like World's Strongest Silver Star Shougi Winds + Clouds, Dragons + Tigers Lightning Legend. Good grief.
If there's a sequel I think they should call it 続！戻ってきた超時空世界最強銀星将棋 風雲龍虎雷伝 2 PLUS ～そして名人の道を歩む者たち～ Maximum Edition (Continuation! Super Dimensional World's Strongest Silver Star Shougi Winds + Clouds, Dragons + Tigers Lightning Legend Is Back! 2 PLUS ~ Those Who Walk The Path of the Meijin ~ Maximum Edition) for additional entertainment value.
Anyone know of any even more superlative game titles? XD
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Post by HJ on Feb 1, 2011 21:24:01 GMT -5
The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno
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Post by Rhyanna on Feb 1, 2011 21:28:40 GMT -5
The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno I'm afraid. ...yet I'll still google it. |
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Post by schlagwerk on Feb 1, 2011 21:41:02 GMT -5
Back when I worked at an arcade, I always asked which game there had the most perverted title:
Heavy Unit
Pole Position
Grand Lizard
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Post by Ashurei on Feb 1, 2011 21:41:14 GMT -5
Aw, HJ took the best one. :<
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Post by narugami on Feb 1, 2011 21:45:44 GMT -5
The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno EWWWW Not exactly what I had in mind! But certainly over-the-top! |
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Post by Peytral on Feb 1, 2011 21:52:24 GMT -5
H-Games always have the most hilarious names.
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Post by Ascended Mermaid on Feb 2, 2011 0:56:08 GMT -5
I always thought some of the Mega Man robot masters had some pretty ambiguous names that should go down in infamy! "Cut" Man -- So he's circumcised? "Hard" Man -- ...REALLY?! "Flash" Man -- Needs no explanation. "Oil" Man -- Lubricated! "Plug" Man -- Uhhh... kinky? "Snake" Man -- It's not enough that he's a man, he's a man with a "snake"! "Drill" Man -- Yep... "Ring" Man -- So he has a "ring". "Dive" Man -- He'll definitely "go down" in infamy. "Charge" Man -- So he's a gigolo? "Junk" Man -- It's not enough that he's a man, he's a man with "junk"!  "Turbo" Man -- Does he have multiple pressure settings? "Burst" Man -- He's at the climax! "Sword" Man -- It's not enough that he's a man... he's a man with a "sword"... "Search" Man -- He likes to be "searched" thoroughly... "Pump" Man -- XD Seriously?! "Commando" Man -- ... Buster "Rod" G. -- ... "Uranus" -- Tee-hee. "Surprise" Man -- ... "Shake" Man -- Okay, seriously?! "Massage" Man -- ... so these last three were from a short series, and... "Sexy" Man -- ...yeah, apparently, their names are intentional... There you have it. Some really odd names in there! I know it got less and less funny as I built up the list, but I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels their names can be over the Top... Man... "Top" Man -- So, uhhh... he's a sweet transvestite? Anyway, that's it. I hope you had fun reading this somewhat degrading, highly immature but ambiguous list nonetheless. // Oh, how could I have forgotten one of the funnier ones?! "Quick" Man -- Not that I NEED to explain this, but he's, you know, "premature". |
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Post by schlagwerk on Feb 2, 2011 3:15:55 GMT -5
You forgot Centaur Man
..because he's hung like a horse
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Post by Raison D'etritus on Feb 2, 2011 3:34:28 GMT -5
If we're talking characters, I'm surprised nobody's brought up Solid Snake and his Papa Naked Snake.
. . . and his flaccid brother.
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Post by Ascended Mermaid on Feb 2, 2011 4:14:11 GMT -5
Let's not forget:
"Big" Boss -- that's right up there with "Hard" Man!
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Post by Varion on Feb 4, 2011 21:55:24 GMT -5
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Post by Disgaeamad on Feb 4, 2011 22:20:49 GMT -5
The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno Proud of you my son. Also obligatory:  |
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Post by bluekun on Feb 4, 2011 23:38:22 GMT -5
Zwei 2.
Really.
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Post by Peytral on Feb 4, 2011 23:54:10 GMT -5
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Post by Lenalia on Feb 4, 2011 23:55:02 GMT -5
I always wondered (and still do) what German fans of Falcom call that game...
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Post by Incog Neato on Feb 6, 2011 9:16:08 GMT -5
Not all that dirty or entertaining but I think both VVVVVV and AaaaAAAaaa!!! are kind of silly. :P
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