*peers from under the rock*

[Cyhirae]

Well you could say I was there in spirit and in voice. We were talking while she was playing so I got to hear aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall~ of it. Hence my wonderful little torment ballad in her humiliation honor. ^_^

But thank ya.

[Lumi]

Telephone via the internet, basically. =P With a marked lack in long-distance charges.

[Cyhirae]

so we abuse it any time we wanna talk and still game without having to take the time to type. ^_^v can make for amusing results when we're both making idiot mistakes or getting in over our heads. XD

[Lumi]

Which I do not, under any circumstances whatsoever, do at all.

[Cyhirae]

lumineux said:

Which I do not, under any circumstances whatsoever, do at all.

*would respond but she's too busy laughing at the sheer gall of the claim*

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hehe- thanks MP83. looks like it's gonna be an interesting stay here..hehe.

[depravity]

I freely admit I am idiot when it comes to playing games. I lost count of how often I've told Cy and Lumi "I'm such an idiot!!" and then proceed to explain why. For which they laugh at me. With much glee. T_T I have such good friends!

[Cyhirae]

Well I forever endorse the truth. =P and let's face it my poor, unfortunate and much abused punching bag friend- it's the truth! ^_^

[depravity]

Yes I know it's the truth. I want the truth. I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! ...but I still want the truth. XD!

[Cyhirae]

Meant to post this here awhile back- just kept forgetting. Just so if for any really bizzare reason someone actually wants to read that horrendously long doggeral without having to dig back through all the posts.

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The Legend of Lumi of Dharm Tower

There once was a gamer who sat on her chair,
She'd fire up the game and determinedly stare-
For rolling before her was the Dharm Tower,
Trembling with all the evil pink power!

And yet the spiked pillars e'er did find,
Hugo's belted and coated behind-
For her fingers refused to press the right keys,
And so away from them he never flees~

And there was Yunica the dim little ditz,
Who pulled none of Hugo's idiot tricks,
For by then she had figured it out,
So only Hugo seemed the ignorant lout~

And finally came Thor the zippyness king,
And Lumi was happy with everything-
For now she could teleport and kick much tail,
A trick she lamented in the Felghana tale~

And on up the tower she courageously ran,
Hitting every trap you possibly can-
Thus little Hugo was feeling most sore,
And when he croaked she screamed on "more!".

Thus did she finally reach the top of the tower,
Facing down Dalles in his triumphant hour-
An epic battle was soon to be fought-
Though Lumi couldn't understand a whole lot.

And then they did battle counting times four,
First three times hugo was kissin' the floor-
But at last she laid low the foul demon man,
And announced that on easy she was queen of the land!

Pleased with her strength she then switched the tale,
Returning to Yunica of the braided pig tail,
Then discovered her reach was much more strict,
She no longer had the neat eyeball trick!

And so she charged up the dark evil tower,
Making many a bloody rain shower-
And making poor Yuni a frizbee of death-
Nevermind that she's dressed like a wannabe chef~

Then she discovered that blood was an art-
Though she never could include a monster part-
And took many a screenshot of a bloody mess,
A fascination with it she had to confess~

Then we discovered Yuni's friends were all stoners,
And Hugo's really a jerk of a loner,
But the second we had already known,
So on with the story we've flown~

Now all of her friends have been to rehab,
And so li'l Yuni's no longer so sad-
So on up the tower she charges once more,
While poor Lumi's fingers are getting real sore~

And finally she's crashing on Dalles' glory,
She kind of has to to finish this story,
But without the Eyes of Fact,
She had a hard time with the attack~

And so she ran around for an hour,
Smacked about by pink evil power,
Until at last he was laid down low,
Joining his -BEEP- who died some time ago~

Yet now sadly I must end this tale,
For spoilers for canon it would entail-
But now you know truly the legend of Lumi,
So pardon whilst I run before she can sue me~

[Lumi]

Heehee. Reading that puts a smile on my face.

[Falcom Director of Fanservice]

SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL ATTACH A DIESEL ENGINE TO A WEED WHACKER AND CHASE YOU WITH IT! >_<

[Lumi]

Oh dear, still hollering those decadently bizarre threats, are we?

[Cyhirae]

*LOL* still lots of poetry out there, Mjmmx.

*snicker* Now I just need to do the Claw part for ya Lumi... > Then OiF.

Sooo...your ability to chase me depends on if God has mechanic skills and is willing to help you out...?

[Lumi]

OiF won't be near as funny since the next time I'll be playing it, it'll have the English patch applied, therefore there will be no comedic banter about what I kinda-sorta-almost-know what they're saying. I'll just read lines to you. Oooh, aah.

And curse Valestein Castle vehemently, as before. XD

[Cyhirae]

*snicker* now now..I only mocked your inability to tell me what they were saying once in that ballad. I do intend, however, at least two whole verses to Chester and the lava pit. XD

....and I'll hafta talk about those maids too....

[Lumi]

HATE YOU CHESTER. HATE HATE HATE.

Ahem. That is all.

[Cyhirae]

I'm sure he sends you hugs, kisses and poisoned chocolates too.

[Lumi]

I'm sure. LOL <-- welcome to me enjoying the word filters.

[Cyhirae]

....which begs the question I've been wondering since that one turned up. How DO you inspire Adol to dump you via the filter, rather than just having the misfortune to be some randomly cute and helpless girl?

[Lumi]

I AM a randomly cute, helpless girl...

Generally by laughing. Out loud.